Ode to the Shawarma

I'm SO craving Shawarma this morning, you have no idea.

There's this place called Mazaj on 7th Avenue downtown that has the best chicken shawarma EVAAAAR and I am going at lunch come hell or highwater.

In my efforts to try and convince a co-worker who's buried in work to join me, I wrote a little poem to try and wet her appetite. Complete with a picture for effect.
The email's subject was URGENT, and I sent it high priority of course:
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From: Debbie L****
Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2007 9:50 AM
To: ****** ******** ***
Subject: URGENT
Importance: High

Shawarma Shawarma
You’re so yum
Yummier even than Deanna’s gum

Shawarma Shawarma
You’re delish
You're my favorite take out dish

Shawarma Shawarma
You’re so neat
I love the taste of your garlic meat

Shawarma Shawarma
Get in my mouth
I'll chew you good so you can’t get out

Shawarma Shawarma
You’re grilled so well
The peppers inside you are hot as hell

Shawarma Shawarma
I love your garlic sauce
Anyone who doesn’t, I guess it’s their loss

Shawarma Shawarma
I love u so hard
I like to pay for you with my debit card

Shawarma Shawarma
From the Middle East
I'm totally amped for my afternoon feast

Shawarma Shawarma
I am so hungraay
Can’t wait to eat you cuz you so yumaay

~Fin~

She's still laughing. And she's decided to come now.

Saweeeet.